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I enjoy living so close to @InOutMarket. Time for a Father’s Day eve beer run.

While cleaning out the office, I found ticket stubs from two of the better live shows I've seen. https://t.co/DHSFVY73Cm

Beltre and Rolen playing catch would make the loudest glove pops ever.

Appropriate #USAvECU ???????? https://t.co/JnXHtCNGmR

Jones just tried to lay hands on him. This is America, we do that here for some reason.

You can buy a cactus at the airport to carry with you on the plane. #great #idea @ Phoenix Sky… https://t.co/U6sIIyHNSO

MacID and Helium have been #Sherlocked #WWDC16

RT @renbostelaar: tfw you think about all the dipping sauces you can put in the Stanley Cup https://t.co/JBCzV851I1

RT @ubiquity75: YOU WERE NOT ELECTED TO PRAY.

I’m ride or die for chorizo and eggs.

7-0 @SaintLouisFC. Wut.

RIP, Your Mentions https://t.co/tH4yi9ODTW

Make this, @LEGO_Group. Please. https://t.co/dQkDOauScf

Make America Great Again stickers on a Toyota truck. Ok. https://t.co/ZtQOtfHwRt

Who ya gonna call? @ Ferguson, Missouri https://t.co/1S7ffXy7Oz

Randy, you need to read this. https://t.co/kHqgVWhUuq https://t.co/S96GufcoDT

The door to the outside world isn’t even open, you guys. But please, stand up. https://t.co/omlsINDgSw

Nice https://t.co/YXQbDon6SU

RT @AdamWeinstein: ???? https://t.co/Y19n4zl6HD

Carlos Martinez is my spirit animal.

This is why the terrorists hate our freedoms https://t.co/5m7MQwLnme

It's apparently #nationaldonutday???? @ Ray's Donuts https://t.co/kyj8C67qcM

Carpenter is going to be mad af when he hits for the cycle and has that triple taken away because it was an obvious error.

Gaze onto my celestial nutsack https://t.co/xOkGFyqS3a

RT @SeanMcElwee: the 2016 presidential cycle is so batshit crazy, a single holiday sunday generates enough insanity for a whole cycle https…