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Sup? https://t.co/9me557m20Y

RT @Timodc: Will a Trump apologist explain to me why an 18 yo watching the conventions would want to be a Republican? We're giving away a g…

My body is ready for Bill Clinton tonight.

Sad trombone https://t.co/b7va17LGyi

This woman on MSNBC has a Bernie Sanders tattoo. #ok

I love Michelle Obama. Pls don’t go.

RT @counternotions: Not too many other images can better question/explain the impact of technology in our time. Douma, Syria. https://t…

Gotta get the starters more wins.

RT @joshtpm: Clinton picks former civil rights lawyer for veep. Bernie dead enders decry betrayal of Democratic ideals. Got it.

Oh, man. If this game wasn’t 400 innings long, Diaz may of had the strength to put that one out.

RT @codinghorror: Echoing @cshirky's epic tweetstorm. This Is Important. Please read it. https://t.co/W8SMm8vUEg

RT @jonlovett: Meanwhile, back in the realm of quotidian bullshit, Trump has promised to balance the budget, cut taxes by trillions, and sp…

After a shit-show day of cancellations on Southwest, it's time to fly American @… https://t.co/ZDxzBw8mPL

Someone needs to plug in @SouthwestAir’s AS400 so I can fly home.

RT @ryanlindberg: HOLY SHIT FAM THIS IS “SLIMER” BEFORE HE WAS A GHOST #RNCinCle https://t.co/hTgR7DVULj

You guys think Darryl Glenn loves America? I’m having trouble figuring him out. #GOPinCLE

“The Super Villain run ‘em like Hamburgular, robble-robble.”

The only thing I miss about cable is the clock on the cable box.

#MIKE must really want Mo to be a seller this year.

I’m too numb from giggling to offer a serious hot take on that Trump/Pence logo. Sorry.

RT @ditzkoff: He really [Trump-Pence logo]d that one https://t.co/lnFwIID1nr

Double rainbow, y'all. #stlwx https://t.co/mIHELmqHNu

Some asshole thinks a power outage is a great time for fireworks.

RT @ChristmasCount: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????24 WEEKS U…

Stop trying to Poke-drive.