MarkyD311

If you have a nutsack hanging from your car, I automatically assume you're trashy.

I would like to just go to sleep for a few weeks, kthx

me and Aphicles, my cruise roomie! http://t.co/aSD5xYsXgJ

I offered my son a piece of chocolate. He said "no thank you, it's not Godiva." wtf?

Moving to a new building at work and just got my office number... 311. Awwwwww yeah

File check, file check, the files of my brain

I have no inside knowledge of Unity tour details. That said, I predict Cypress Hill.

Twitterfolk...what is your favorite sound? Mine is my little man singing himself to sleep. Most beautiful sound in the world.

Yo twitter friends...what do you do for a living? I want to know you all better.

My little man is addicted to flannel http://t.co/gf9QtMxTJH

there's the @okcthunder meltdown I've gotten to know so well

writing session ended up with me doing a reggae version of Karma Police. I didn't hate it.

Maybe I do need Jesus after all - http://t.co/miVXSj7jMZ

If you haven't heard the 3/11/12 audio, get your ass to http://t.co/waI9gDGTWN and get it right meow. So, so dope.

be sure to tune into @jenns311radio tomorrow for 311 Day nostalgia!

I don't think you could pay me enough to eat fish McBites

Watch "What I Got- Badfish - 311 Cruise last song" on YouTube - http://t.co/hp3exkrUl6 courtesy of @SobbyBams

Introduced my boy to Space Jam today. It was a good day.

Today's lunch http://t.co/hyjnDvlQ6x

that awkward moment when @purplestar420 tells me that I don't know her, but my dick probably does. #WashyWashy

#Found311 http://t.co/6MnoepHOsV

Love my dudes @FullServiceATX @BonesawTX . Much respect. http://t.co/hpL2VkObBf

I love you all. Amazing @311 on board. Signing off.

MCO>MIA.

I have today and tomorrow to work still. All these cruisers already leaving is killing me slowly