MarkyD311

All the single lettuce! All the single lettuce.

Cycle 50 miles... No sweat. Walk up five flights of stairs: gasping for air

if you want to suck on some butts, you go suck on some butts, boy. I ain't mad atcha.

I love my gay brothers and sisters. I'm so proud to see these walls come down one state at a time. A million miles and a ways to go...

my 7 year old boy is hooked on Disney channel shows for tweens. Where did I go wrong? :*(

in one week, I will be in San Diego with @deepzah , eating tacos with @ittybittyruby and canyon carving in a Focus ST. BRING IT ON.

My little man acting tough http://t.co/DeUc5i41dr

Thanks for the follow, @Nokia! I'm a smartphone enthusiast ready to switch from my SGS3 to the @NokiaUS Lumia 928 on VZW. Can't wait!

Pork chop sandwiches

I riggity dance so gimme a chanceTo take off my pants and play

Pineapple orange juice equals crazy delicious

Another day in paradise http://t.co/hQjlRzHzvz

It is far from over... #ThunderUp http://t.co/rXkpC4NCcq

Not bad. http://t.co/vLPBKq2xzY

Pregame time downtown. Yeaaaaah boyeeeee

my son makes up songs all the time. His latest creation: "Herbert the Horny Hornet." He's 7. He has no idea what horny is.

One of my vendors just offered me tickets for OKC/Memphis tonight, on the floor. AWWWWW YEAH

good news for the Dubs: The Spurs are old men, and game 2 is in 44 hours.

OKC got Perkins & Nate Robinson in the Jeff Green trade. Lil' Nate could really help the Thunder right about now... But they waived him.

DAMN that game was intense! #ThunderUp

HTC One Review!: http://t.co/Wvp4dLc8JD via @youtube

Go home Oklahoma weather, you're drunk. - http://t.co/0D4ITtoQB8

So many vivid dreams. So many of them horrifying. Can't sleep.

"You don't have to suck it, just put it in your mouth until the swelling goes down. "

the spirit downtown is very solemn...we're sad about Westbrook. He's the energy core of this team.