MarkyD311

Apparently, Bagheera thought I didn't have enough weight on these pushups. Thanks buddy. https://t.co/FoG4okHUS1

Just posted a photo https://t.co/GnD5Z7jlP6

RajaKitten purring her little face off as she poses. http://t.co/Fu6v2mg53o

Cleaning out the closet. Check this bad boy out! http://t.co/oVwdUnSGj0

What is this, a coat for ants? Size L, BTW. I am only 5'11" http://t.co/l4DIr359ON

OOOOOOOOOOOOU! http://t.co/Mq8yM3GRby

This Suns vs Thunder game is so intense!!!

Too bright? Make your own shades. http://t.co/6xfo9qfTOz

Hooray! First tomatoes starting to form http://t.co/UtPzILTjxK

New sex toy http://t.co/fbsjD8qtuI

All the single lettuce! All the single lettuce.

Cycle 50 miles... No sweat. Walk up five flights of stairs: gasping for air

if you want to suck on some butts, you go suck on some butts, boy. I ain't mad atcha.

I love my gay brothers and sisters. I'm so proud to see these walls come down one state at a time. A million miles and a ways to go...

my 7 year old boy is hooked on Disney channel shows for tweens. Where did I go wrong? :*(

in one week, I will be in San Diego with @deepzah , eating tacos with @ittybittyruby and canyon carving in a Focus ST. BRING IT ON.

My little man acting tough http://t.co/DeUc5i41dr

Thanks for the follow, @Nokia! I'm a smartphone enthusiast ready to switch from my SGS3 to the @NokiaUS Lumia 928 on VZW. Can't wait!

Pork chop sandwiches

I riggity dance so gimme a chanceTo take off my pants and play

Pineapple orange juice equals crazy delicious

Another day in paradise http://t.co/hQjlRzHzvz

It is far from over... #ThunderUp http://t.co/rXkpC4NCcq

Not bad. http://t.co/vLPBKq2xzY

Pregame time downtown. Yeaaaaah boyeeeee