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Fun fact of the day : vegans can eat semen because it is willingly given up by the man and not forcefully obtained #themoreyouknow

It's not the size of the penis that matters.. It's the fact that you understand the beginning of this sentence is a blatant lie

RT @JohnFugelsang: If you're watching TV news #SCOTUS struck down DOMA. If you're watching FOX gay marriage just became mandatory. #p2

Forever and Always by Parachute may be my favorite song that almost bring me to tears every time I listen https://t.co/SVA3dH0n5m

I found CamScanner ($4.99), a scanner app very useful. Now you get it for FREE by registering with your .edu email. http://t.co/MQK7MRBgEi

Little lady left this earth in the worst way all because she got a card on her thirteenth birthday #littlelady

Why waste your time fiddling with settings? Automate it all and download #nfctasklauncher by @tagstand: http://t.co/jmZ6TvU

Naya Rivera m&m commercial? Sure why not

Wtf AHS

RT @UberFacts There is a book called "The Snuggie Sutra" which contains 85+ sex positions that can be done with a snuggie. @LarissaMangett

I found CamScanner ($4.99), a scanner app very useful. Now you get it for FREE by registering with your .edu email. http://t.co/7JgxaWu

As long as your have breath in you, there is always hope for redemption... every breath is a second start #switchfoot

Sweet, @Sortable and @AndroidPolice are giving away a 16GB Nexus 10. Wish me luck! http://t.co/dxNaQfw

John Watson is Bilbo Baggins.... must see the hobbit

After gay marriage is legalized I'm going to start advocating for man-coffee marriage

I am such an easy person to manipulate....how has no one figured out how to yet?

I think there might be a drug ring run out of my barber shop...(jk I think)...but i like how they cut my hair so it doesn't matter

Because you're actually tired? I can probably count the times on one hand that I've said "it's because I'm tired" and actually was tired

Its hard when for once you know what you deserve and you still can't get it

5 people reported dead on Staten Island...even though I didn't know them it still brings me to tears to think about

The drunk ferry is even better on halloweekend

The difference between @taylorswift13 previous albums and RED? This one is a thank you for leaving instead of please come back to me