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RT @milanmilanovic: Ever wonder what a 40Mbps rate limit looks like in a 10Mhz FDD LTE channel? Well here it is #tmobile http://t.co/kQsWFt…

RT @JulianneMollon: @Dawn_M_ oh shaaaaame! Did u see this by the way.. I thought of you ???? http://t.co/JBRN3P8blb

I'm a Scorpio.Take the hint ladies...

RT @Stuff4blackppl: Not knowing what "ilysm" means http://t.co/oz8xr6YUZ8

RT @Vodkantots: Well, shit. You know what 6K means, @Sickayduh?More titties! http://t.co/J6WrnAcabd

Williamsburg is so yuppie.

RT @TooRacist: Haha http://t.co/NgodeMNZBU

RT @CuzWereBlack: when the water temperature in the shower changes out of nowhere.. http://t.co/FfzULw90Bt

I delete my tweets that aren't funny. How I don't have 0 tweets, I don't know.

RT @IntrepidDeviant: A vegetarian, an atheist, a feminist and a Samsung Galaxy S4 owner all walk into a bar.How do you know this?They m…

You turd muffin, you!

I'm one of the last law abiding teenagers in the U.S.

RT @Gotham3: Bath time for baby hippo. http://t.co/cewKnBL1N6

RT @chloeonvine: when your friends don't include you in plans http://t.co/DakytTG13z

I'm kidding myself, I can't freestyle anything.

RT @imagine_vegas: If I'm paying attention when you talk, then your outfit sucks.

RT @Snarfernini: I get a lot of DMs that say: "I just wanted to say, you're really beautiful. LOL"Why the fuck are you LOLing?!You have…

I'm being interviewed by a student whilst trying to find something funny to post on Twitter. He's making it mighty hard. #pause

RT @Whitnuts: Just once I want to see someone be honest in those commercials and say"It just smells like a pile of shit with febreeze on i…

RT @BlackPplTweet: http://t.co/uCr7MGchpH

RT @mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth

RT @ChillTFOut_: “@teerex__: The original thots http://t.co/EUfnHBnNEv” facts.

RT @_OneDoesNot: One does not simply press the clear button once on a calculator

RT @FUCKIPEDIA: The size of your ass made me forget my pick up line.

Today is my birthday!