EliBohnert

“@EW: Channing Tatum to take a break from acting in 2013 http://t.co/SADIC6X8” plz stop being alive

this place is scary http://t.co/6uSLIxE1

my mom has 111 things in her pocket. r u srs

getting my 2 free otterbox shipped to me now ????

A free and open world depends on a free and open web. And a free and open web depends on me. http://t.co/ojN0OuJd #freeandopen

“@DumbestLaws: It is illegal to kill birds. (Perryville, Missouri)” I live in Perryville Missouri and that is true

crocs are prettier then snapchat

look at all this money http://t.co/FOpJk9Uk

no @ The Bohnerts http://t.co/J7eLACoY

can t-mobile have the iPhone yet

battery life on my phone is the #2 reason I hate my life

put my otteebox back on my iPhone after having it naked for a few weeks

I'm watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (11 others checked-in) http://t.co/cpOm2ZfY #GetGlue @extremehome

slow wifi= #1 cause of suicide

if your gonna text me just to tell me how much you have cried the past few days I will kill you

my hair looks like something pooped in it

maybe bourbon whiskey wasn't the best idea for my first alcoholic beverage

“@MrGoldenGuy: @grantgust your version of Live While We're Young is phenomenal! ✌????????” no ????????????????

people with Android phones confuse me

Tweeting from my wayyy old blackberry curve 8520

plz explain how a package that's 4 miles from my house and out for delivery won't be here till Monday

I turned the fuse off for the living room so my sister can't watch tv now ha

my 14 year old friend meet Jeffrey star today. what. what.

Just posted a photo @ The Bohnerts http://t.co/O5SJzVlQ

I haven't used tumblr in forever okay