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I'm at Five Guys Burgers & Fries (North Olmsted, OH) http://t.co/01bhBG60

After watching UCF eviscerate Akron I'm hungry....time for some Long John Silver then home to watch the rest of the South Carolina game

I think for Halloween I'm going to be Randy Watson from Sexual Chocolate

Did we invaded Iran and nobody told me? Gas jumped 40 cents since this morning.

Cleveland do you realize how much it pisses me off when I hear traffic is slow because of sun glare

Go to Slyman's or not go to Slyman's, that is the question

Watching 'The Warriors'. CAN YOU DIG IT!?!

Can't go to the range on an empty stomach (@ Dave's Cosmic Subs) http://t.co/1yp0yX1N

Since A&E has a strategy of "mundane task" + "Wars" = hit TV show...who wants to help me pitch "Coding Wars"

Real Estate agent sent me a listing for an awesome condo listed for $15000...too bad the HOA fees are over $1700/month

'BitCoin Debit Card to Launch in 2 Months' - I've never got BitCoin. It seems like high tech Monopoly money to me. http://t.co/wZ6UnCgd

Got my run in just before the storm hit

Was 'Act of Valor' really that boring or has 'Expendables 2' ruined action movies for me?

Chuck Norris alone was worth the price of admission to Expendables 2

The guy in front of me "If Mr. T makes a cameo in this movie, I will lose my shit in this theater"

3 hours to download Windows 8 RTM...25 minutes to install...2 minutes to be unimpressed

Watching 'The Expendables' and wondering why Carl Weathers wasn't in the sequel

"Texas Pee Wee league bars 300-pound youth" - Somebody should call Mack Brown http://t.co/jwZlGbBu

PERL and SOAP are really pissing me off right now

New PC just arrived

These replacement refs are terrible

Now that Netflix has the '30 for 30' series and 'Hell on Wheels', I should be set until football season starts.

Wow, Tyrann Mathieu is a LSU Tiger no longer

How the hell is BMX an Olympic sport but baseball isn't? This ain't the X game.

Want http://t.co/FVEKBmLd