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RT @antijokeapple: What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

RT @CauseItsTheCup: Wanna hear a joke? Basketball.

RT @DaboSwinneyProb: Ray Lewis' hair looks like its spray painted on. #ESPYS

RT @codesforguys: I'm single but I know who I want.

"@buffalobills: Congrats to #Bills CB Stephon Gilmore (@bumpnrungilm0re) on getting engaged today! http://t.co/kddcGbxB3L" #GoCocks Congrats

What's the best way to spend $1,000,000? — I'd invest it. Real Estate, Stocks, etc. make my money earn money. http://t.co/WejU89DesX

RT @CauseWereGuys: You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

"@CauseWereGuys: Never trust a girl that gets text from her ex. He's texting because he's getting a response from her." 1,000x this.

Wait... Just over a month ago you said you wished you could date me... Now you're dating someone who looks like a massive tool. #WomenRCray

RT @CauseWereGuys: http://t.co/gMQ9LPfLfi

RT @CauseWereGuys: Oh you're talking to me again? Let me guess, you just broke up with your boyfriend.

"@JimmyJrJr: "@marleygbruh: Sooooo true. #TrayvonMartin http://t.co/pnJgSRCyjt"" #PreachIt

"@UncleRUSH: I know many people are very upset about the verdict, but we must remain peaceful. No matter what, remain peaceful."

RT @DepressedDarth: RT if you want me to force choke Justin Bieber

And I thought Yeezus was a good album. #MagnaCartaHolyGrail is a whole 'nother level. #JayZRunsTheGame

RT @CauseWereGuys: When you start having feelings for someone http://t.co/yswOP5ZOMT

PUT YOUR GUT AWAY. Ain't nobody wanna see that.

RT @ESPNCFB: The massive hit by Jadeveon Clowney has advanced to the second round of the @ESPYS Best Play bracket. Vote at http://t.co/MxEN…

"@GuyCodes: #TheWorstFeeling getting friendzoned by the girl you actually like" Every damn time.

What noise do you hear right now? — the tv... not even paying attention to what's on, though. http://t.co/BqAxXGZx3v

"@CauseWereGuys: Girls, we DONT get hints. You have to be straight forward." Need flashing lights too.

"@SEC_Logo: If I was a recruit and got this in the mail, I would frame it. #SEC http://t.co/dtVfyhO0qS" yup

"@arstechnica: Apple guilty of conspiring to raise e-book prices http://t.co/iLkUhyQisB by @JBrodkin" Another reason to hate apple.