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I wonder what a clown vagina looks like... To the internets!

Ugh... Post con depression is brutal. I've now slept 10+ hours every day this week.

Oof. Looks like my tiny bit of Black Friday money is now going to my dentist. Woe is me... And my teeth.

Reading comics, and listening to a Happy Days soundtrack... Fuck... I'm too awesome for y'all.

Shitty, but expected, start to the day. Time to try and cheer myself up with some Phantasm.

Man, I'm going to be super bummed, when the Romneys aren't relevant, and I have to stop, ironically, calling people a Romney.

I have never felt as disgusting as I do right now... I am eating no shame this week... #damnyouhostess

I kind of just slept 14 hours. I think I'll do it again tonight. #mundanetweets

Whoa. I got home, fell onto my bed, and passed out for 2 hours... Hard... Suddenly craving beatmealed nachos. Bring me some. Obey.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This wait is brutal. Nothing else to do, but wait another 3 hours for our autographss. Ugh.

We survived the night... I think?

...my bed won't stop shaking now... I think the roaches are trying to team up, and carry me away...

Want the real party, #horrorhoundweekend, is at the Rodeway Inn. Tranny hookers galore!

Someone at #horrorhoundweekend should bring me and @jasonspore a beer, in the q&a line. I'll love you forever.

Man. #horrorhound is the most disorganized con ive ever been to. Y'all were right about its shitness, @templesmith and @menton3.

Quote of #horrorhound "Jesus Christ, I'm not the fuckin' president!" -@curtisleejamie, as staff are clearing her pathway. #epic

We are dying, or being propositioned by tranny hookers, at this hotel tonight.

I survived a night of the superneutral. Go me!

It's...everything I dreamed it would be. #epiccondimentbowl #bordersauce #lkbrules http://t.co/oAUbeQL7

Tweeting @laurakbalke to get my sticker... Because I've never tweeted her before.

 The hunt... Begins... #hostess http://t.co/xxx11L5N

I guess we shame down on some Hostess, one last time today. Somebody awesome needs to buy me some Drakes stuff, so I can actually try it!

Oh yeah, totally got kissed by a random dude after the show. Second time in a month. Does this mean I'm gay now?

Woo! Unknown Hinson! (@ Calhoun St. Soups Salads and Spirits) http://t.co/GBibiqAf