abalistar

Didn't win any millions. But at least I got to feel that rush of pure disappointment that life simply continues as usual. Worth the $6!

I'm at Brewha Coffee House (Columbia City, IN) http://t.co/XzjMMDSJ

Instead of turning off my window a/c fan, I just kicked on my space heater... I'm an asshole to those poor polar bears...

Ew. I just accidentally watched a minute of Two and a Half Men.

I need to blow the doors off the rap game, and make my emergence as 3 Chainz.

Damn it... Watching Mad Men, and now I'm craving a Lucky Strike. Who wants to loan me $8?

That awkward moment when you're the only person at work, who isn't trying to kill the rat that's roaming the floor. #diseaseinfestedcute

Space stuff. Pew pew.

I really want to go to the circus now. Is it suspicious looking, if a lone, adult dude wanders in?

I think "i fail at life" is going to become my new text/email signature.

After spending 2 days drowning myself in coffee, today I have none. Anyone want to kill me now, and put me out of my misery?

I really need a hot chocolate machine, right next to my bed. This would make my life worth living.

Come to Karma and see Jim James listening to My Morning Jacket! Your brain might explode...

I really should use my current free time to finally learn the damn bass.

Caffeine hangover... Ouch.

At the point of tiredness, where heart warming songs are making me want to cry, and I can't stop giggling. Too bad I'm alone right now #fail

...7 cups of coffee today... I think I'm dying tonight...

Whoa... This movie doesn't suck nearly as much as I thought it would. That is both a good and bad thing... Hrm...

Between the @FatPossum and @SFRupdates sales, I'm pretty sure I'm spending all my money on vinyl next month...

My thanksgiving feast was left over pizza. I win this holiday.

I miss the days when I had money to take advantage of these damn deals. Now I don't even have enough to buy that noose. Woe is me.

Yay! Thanksgiving... Also known as "just another work day," to me. Because I'm a moron.

Ahhh, after 3 nights of awesome sleep, it's reassuring to be back to my usual, craptastic sleep patterns.

I should have gone to Breaking Dawn premieres and started saying "I'll break your dawn ;)" to every1. Guarantee I coulda gotten laid. I fail

Okay, I need to meet Angus Scrimm. Someone make it happen.