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Completely unprepared to be awake at this time. Seem to have forgotten to sleep well. *stumbles around looking for caffeine*

Phone company to woman: You owe us $15 quadrillion http://t.co/qeODoRPW via @CNET

Whole lot of wtf in this movie.

About a kid who dreams of breast milk and asks the moon to bring him a tit of his own. O_o for realsies.

Just saw the most adorable Alaska something or other puppy. Looked like a wolf pup only miniature.

Randomly ran across this sentence on the web: "Power Panties Helped Me Get Out of My Comfort Zone"

Safelite AutoGlass sends you an email with your technician's photo and name. Its not as if the giant Safelite van wasn't a clue.

Weird dream about trying to find a collapsible pool cue to go bowling. Also floated across a pond on a chalk eraser. Yeah... Logical, sure.

How does a cat fling cat food? No idea. I just know a piece hit me. Catgeist?

Just scheculed repair on my broken truck window. $250. O_o

Finished first play through of Borderlands 2. Great fun.

So, my right rear truck window spontaneously exploded outward like a werecat jumped through it. O_o

Ah, my old nemesis, morning. We meet again.

Suddenly craving bacon. Wtf...

Had to draw Blondie and Dogwood for a clue in Draw Something this morning. My skillz are getting a workout.

Playing Borderlands 2 the other night. Won a really nice sniper rifle. Downside? It TALKS like a yenta.

Mental note: too cold now to wander to the garage fridge in boxer shorts. #goosebumps

Wish I could teach my cat to turn the ceiling fan off. *shivers*

I think I'll play Borderlands 2. Been a while and I could stand to shoot some people.

The lobby is playing Ace of Base. #flashback

Hmm.. I've caused @Jess_Haines to vibrate. Ponder this mortals while I trudge off to work.

Anyone notice on Elementary that Sherlock has a gigantic forehead wrinkle? His head is 2 different shades. I can't stop looking at it now.

For amusement I shall now sing the entirety of Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid.

Fistandantilus Reborn, by Douglas Niles Book 2 in the Lost Gods is also the 2nd novel in the Dragonlance Lost Legends series.

Did anyone else know that Pee-wee Herman is on Twitter? Isn't he like 60 by now? http://t.co/bV8P8QIl