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"@JeffPassan: Breaking: Sammy Sosa guest starring on True Blood this week. http://t.co/JoMZWL9Lys" @pickhalfrican doppelganger

The over/under on games before McCoy and Vick are both dead should be 5.5. #ConcussionsGalore

Peanut crampin'

Avicii sounds like Tracy Chapman if Tracy Chapman didn't have a monster cock and balls.

22 J.Smith. Keeping it real

but in all likelihood it's probably No Vale La Pena #mariachi

The greatest youtube compilation http://t.co/FXoIUPVJDe #MaybeTheyServeSeafood ??

Aubrey Plaza is a female version of Dan Fogler #supershitty

The best thing that happened in college football yesterday was UNI beating ISU #CLOwNES

RT for all the dads out there kinda drunk and hungry so they make 2 dozen waffles http://t.co/dRcgX3pkZW

Texas Loves Teens, Cali Wants Asians: What's Your State's Fave Porn? http://t.co/IcWGfb4sXP

Hey @thelindywest - you sang great at the VMAs with Macklemore!!!! #amazingvoice

sneaking up from behind, biting necks, 2 nuts in the mouth at once- the squirrels in my yard have some 50 Shades of Gray shit going on

RT @GasMoneyBob: I think Max could have been a little more Chicago Tough. #Soft

http://t.co/wiLEo5kmJv #WetJockys

.@benjaminsweet speechless http://t.co/XiTNxfs8cB

RT @DebMWood: @Bourdain Restaurant owner bites back on Tripadvisor. Masterclass on the two-way street of free speech. http://t.co/wMoxNxSnl…

.@beejoli http://t.co/gsULv8fuyH #creepy

hahahahahaha http://t.co/5x1vJWqDk4 #TheHIV