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RT @jbendery: UPDATE: We're up to at least 24 House Republicans who say they'd vote for a clean CR to end shutdown. That's plenty. http://t…

Hooters jarred wing sauce has really saved me from those awkward moments of telling the wife I am only going to Hooters for the wings #Foor

.@BenFinfer It's Girardi or "oh fuck, what do we do??!!!" #Cubs

Saints have the worst red zone TD percentage in NFL @TroyAikman

RT @Sethrogen: .@HobbyLobbyStore you've angered us Jews! Now we will use the blood of your babies to make matzah!!!

.@Jason1Goff http://t.co/fJLeY2aurn #BlackWomenNoShameWhenPuttingPenToPaper

RT @670TheScore: So, Tony La Russa has 17 cats. No, seriously. http://t.co/RgzB3jxR6Q

RT @jbendery: MT @jonathanweisman: Mind-bending Repub presser where conservative members pleading for govt funding. Rokita: "Gvt should be …

RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Arrested After Starting 81 Fires in His Home, Yard and Car | http://t.co/1qBPLLcctZ

RT @GasMoneyBob: Maybe Keith Moreland would consider leaving the broadcast booth to manage. #Cubs

RT @MrSteveLittle: Tonight. Eastbound and Down. Season Four. Very exciting.

RT @jbendery: Obama explains how govt works. Asks ppl to imagine Dem speaker telling GOP president: No debt limit hike without background c…

RT @jbendery: HUGE rally outside the Senate for Ted Cruz right now. http://t.co/BHAn52atH5

Laurinaitis is super shitty

I hate to admit it, but I love Drake's new album #yeshomo

.@Deadspin @MichelleDBeadle more time for jersey chasing and hosting TLC reunion shows!!!!!

.@KendallG13 "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - The Kendall Gill Story"

this is so fucking amazing. http://t.co/fZIYhWJHIs

#WhiteSox hahaha

#shawshanked by Pitch Perfect. If there was some softcore in it I would give it 4 out of 4 tacos.

Who wants to go halfsies? http://t.co/tyySad5LmW #SlothyIsInForSure

.@aaronpaul_8 plugs, piece, or paint?

My favorite part of Breaking Bad is how the tard son dresses like @GetYrRocksOff #myonlyfashiontweetever #bobbytrendy