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RT @RoySeabrook: What each rapper was thinking when Macklemore won best hip hop video and said, "Shout out to the homies nominated." http:/…

#goodboy https://t.co/boOLNvLNQo

RT @HankQuotes: I gotta admit, I like buying my hammers and pants at the same place so I can see how they look together.

"I'm stealing them on principle... the principle being im a piece of shit" - @BKeat_BCM

I think I could really clean up on http://t.co/Vlr0Vf2PjS if they had a stable of women that enjoy eating PB&J in a parked delivery truck

A guy that rules? RT @AnnieCranston What kinda guy is opie if all his fans are 50 year old men that call teenagers dirty cunts..

lol http://t.co/2AnkpShoGy

If I have to cross a picket line tomorrow to get a sandwich with mayo when I asked for it without, I'm gonna be upset http://t.co/ycB1lERQst

I'm not sure I'd take movie (or life) advice from a guy in a long sleeve polo shirt selling movie tickets. But nice try, @Cricketnation

It's disappointing Clayton Kershaw's batting music is the rap version of Cruise

7 more little cans of coke, 7 shots left in this Sailor Jerry bottle #HavesAndHaveNots

I still end up on monkey stilts when someone says expresso

RT @andrewschulz: Drakes got the muscular definition of that Asian dude from Blood Sport.

RT @AirickNay: nsync and eminem performing tonight while breaking bad is on might just break white twitter.

The struggle is real http://t.co/xshMtWPzSh

Wegmans knows what's up #hollaz http://t.co/1aWXkq2oTE

Does Whole Foods have rascals? And do they run on wind power? Or some sort of corn oil?

I'm at Colshire Skirmish Association (Mclean, VA) http://t.co/zKCUA6ATCd

little jerry doing his best big rick impression http://t.co/XWVCiqp2OA

Easy mac at 1030 #yolo http://t.co/c1cwCXn8XI

How much is TOO much belly button lint?

For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots

The orioles are the Washington Capitals of baseball