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#armresthog http://t.co/QtgiEkDRWk

#asa http://t.co/AHFXlBy0uv

#thetoddshow #TeamScott

http://t.co/15vOtrIvpX the most surprising thing about this is that Jesse Jackson still thinks he's culturally and socially relevant

http://t.co/1cvLOchfxM the Jeff Penn hat trick... DUI, hockey, high school girls

http://t.co/czbjbyVVNc this is a trend I can get behind (tee hee hee)

http://t.co/e5qClQOUk7 but she's so fancy... Nicki already knows

http://t.co/glEwGHssvG #bluestateproblems

http://t.co/idPfiBOmA7 almost every applicant sounds like they could be related to @xueffr3y they didnt need the race question to begin with

http://t.co/jykEQ3MRJL RT @Leroy421 Won't somebody please think of the children!?!?!

http://t.co/KJZcW0ua9K first Mac and cheese and now sweet tea? I've about had it with this woman

http://t.co/zwdk87OqNU Unions are absolute shit.

https://t.co/ysAx2h5F84 #Terps

... http://t.co/hUAUOangDS

"@CSNbaltimore Instant analysis of Caps 5-0 loss to Dallas http://t.co/UZdN4hN7W6 #CapitalsTalk" http://t.co/F6jPjg2ykh

"Always remember to shoot 13 to 15 inches above those pads" -Craig Laughlin #soundadvice

"Ever since I seen soul plane I ain't never eat beef stroganoff" -overheard at trader joes #wow

"Her voice is the exact frequency that gives me diarreha" -Jesse S

"I'm stealing them on principle... the principle being im a piece of shit" - @BKeat_BCM