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Thanks for the free birthday meal, @CaptainDs

RT @TheRealNimoy: Is there a logical reason for a 9 year old child firing an Uzi? LLAP

RT @TheDowagerSays: For every action there is an unequally overly-dramatic and hysterical in-law.

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RT @mitchellborr: Coffee. A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.

RT @RaginBotanist: My anaconda wants some regardless of your current bun situation.

RT @dan360: Two minutes to #DoctorWho!!!

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Sprint Kills Off the Framily Plan, but May Keep the Frobinsons Around http://t.co/2fXtXkKfUA #SaveTheFrobinsons @Sprint

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RT @thebearskinner: Aug. 30 - Legion Field - 11 am - Be Counted! #UABfootball #KudzuBowl

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RT @BlazerTalk: nanu nanu

RT @__montyy: Oprah wasn't built in a day.

RT @DanWolken: Another thing we’ve learned today: Louisville has way too many variations of dumb “You da man!” and “Get in the hole!” guy. …

RT @tweetsoutloud: 2nd favorite Uranus headline. “@BadAstronomer: Huge methane storm erupts on Uranus. http://t.co/aPGuyqAx8B” http://t.co/…

So there's a really hot new guy at work who looks a little like @shep689, loves books and Game of Thrones, and has #datass

RT @supricky06: Don't leave living things in your car. Please retweet this and watch. https://t.co/6EhG8kHVS2 http://t.co/Ifmvdz0zm6

RT @UABathletics: Cornelius Richards played in 43 games from 2009-12, registering 99 tackles in his @UAB_Football career. http://t.co/b8XPc…

Happy Little Pill - (OFFICIAL AUDIO) - Troye Sivan: http://t.co/1W2VCPiQTy #TRXYE

.@DanWolken UCLA flooding https://t.co/zLoPzcqpnu

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Genesis of the Daleks #DoctorWho #tvtag http://t.co/DmVvXR8wyO