Epic4G25

#SometimesIWishThat I never met you, then I realize its because of you that I'm who I am now. #GayBoyProblems

" You do this every time! Do you have radar?!? Carrie might be happy, its time to sweep in and shit all over it!?" #GayBoyProblems

"@CNET: Samsung Galaxy S4 can't handle fast thumb typists http://t.co/G54nGMWuuo" @mollywood but the Q10 can!

"@ComedyTruth: *eats alphabet soup* *chokes on the D*" @Scissor_lizz

"@Derpey: Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes i love spanish" @ericacollins18

"@ericacollins18: I hate when bad memories ruin great songs." #MyLifeStory

"@huffpostgay: Terminally-ill gay man fights home state to recognize his marriage http://t.co/LV2e5XWLw2" Gotta love Ohio -.-

"@noahkravitz: VTel Brings Gigabit Fiber Internet to Rural Vermont for $35/month http://t.co/eUFfu88ntS" Moving to VT.

"@UberFacts: “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error." @ericacollins18

"As much as I wanted to hurt him, I couldn't find it in me. It would be like kicking a weak and defenseless puppy."

"As you can see. Sticks ans stones may break your bones, but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal." #TheFairlyOddParents

"Computers are your life aren't they?" "Yes... The perfect hiding place."

"Count on more bars in more places. That's the goal of the largest digital voice and data network in America. Cingular's AllOver network."

"Don't worry, they'll lose interest in a couple of weeks... Unless you slash their tires like I did..."

"Douchey McTinydick." #Priceless

"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here..."

"He uhh... He took the red one."

"Her yellow SUV is now the enemy" #1985

"Hey handsome! I'm gay..." #TheCarrieDiaries

"I am always on my own, and I'll die before the ending. I only sing songs to myself, but at least I get to belt!"

"I asked a white bitch for Asian bitch advice. Fuck me!"

"I don't believe in coincidences, these days I believe in miracles..." #LatterDays

"I don't get it...? And ya never did!" #SATC

"I hope you don't screw like you type..."

"I just wanna be loved" #TheBigGayMusical #GayBoyProblems