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RT @granniewinkle: If you dress like this I hate you http://t.co/wCBLeqgFsd

I'm famous now, can I slide into your dms

In the iffy part of Denver. Saw a thin girl and a fat guy go up the stairs of a motel room. Started laughing. Parents worried

Lol @ the dude wearing a lifetime shit here at 24 hour

Met Forehead for the first time today, this basically sums up my experience http://t.co/xTgcqNq6h7

hannah its not thursday

fuckin drake man hahahahaha

That reminds me. 4th quarter of any year is where I start losing friends and life becomes shittier

RT @sarahfish16: "@ClubPenguinBans: http://t.co/joDile7SZO" @calvin_serrano

Congrats to my cousin, @hedeguzman for graduating! See you in April!

RT @JimGaffigan: You know Reuben was just a guy with too much sauerkraut on his hands. #ruebentweets

but then if i accept the job idk what the fuck im doing which the problem

chipotle time

Just bought Dear Diary I'm Wasted. Only fucking book I will ever read because its too hilarious and I can't stop reading it.

FUCK YOU SKIP BAYLESS

fack not getting any texts

Happy Birthday Peyton Manning!

RT @CauseWereGuys: When u see ya niggas at the mall http://t.co/yjVx21UxGQ

"For kids, summer means playing in the sand on the beach, but for me it means bikinis and girls who wear them" - Brock from Pokemon.

fuck sad parts of pokemon

Kinda pissed my mom blasted music in her room with the door open to wake me up

Fuck this quincy and e-470 traffic http://t.co/YFB1HQil9j

This March Madness is madness because of all the upsets

hey yeah, remember when we were like 3 and I had a huge crush on you, well it came back sorry #youbecamehot #thankyoufacebook