EPICraymond

Has Keith urban always been Australian haha

Sometimes i feel like my life is an episode of greys anatomy. #annoying #stressful

Sometimes i feel like my life is an episode of greys anatomy. #annoying #stressful

I have never wanted something so badly my entire life. #determined

Lmao!!! #itsnotfair #pffft #ilovetabloids http://t.co/rS2l3iY2

I fuckin hate when a mother fucker says "you are talking to fast" like learn how the fuck to listen I don't talk fast, you think slow! #fact

That unreal facts page is LEGIT as fuck. Always has something fascinating to say.

How you doin?!

Smdh at Motorola. Same damn weak ass reply that I've gotten for months. Don't try too hard to take care of your customers-_-

Also, if you claim to be a straight man and describe a white color as cream, you might be a huge raging queer. Lmfao

That last retweet.... damn. Realest shit I've heard in a long time, props to whoever came up with that.

I love when i feel like things are on the upswing like today! It makes me feel so confident about! #blessed

Cant wait to cuddle up with my babe when i get home! And i smoke a fatass bowl!! #yeeeeeeah

That moment when you find just enough change to get what you want from the vending machine >>>

Feeling like a real dummy. The things I do for ppl. Smdh.

The us congress is a joke.

People are stressing me the fuuuuuck out

Eat that cactus like a lion!!

If you have to grunt before you piss, you may have an STD #mensbathroomproblems #yuck

Bitches front teeth look like a fuckin recliner chair or some shit.... lmao

I feel alot more relaxed. Tomorrow is a new day. Just going to be optimistic about this.

Its just not fucking fair

I'm mentally exhausted.

I'm all hardcore tripping my cuz service wasn't working, turns out my phones shut off lmaoooo

Okay done angry tweeting, now watch the fuck out hoes cuz my angry hats on today