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A clock designed to outlast the universe. http://t.co/NYMcaAWS

AGE OF ADELINE IS STILL TRASH https://t.co/FR9BO7TKYe

Also, it looks like John Kerry's shot at becoming Secretary of State just plummeted

And if the president gave the GOP what the wanted to avoid sequestration, MckEon would've called him a pussy. So whatever.

Art Garfunkel is probably dead right?

As a Latin American whose ancestors were raped by my other ancestors I find it OUTRAGEOUS that I don't have Columbus Day off.

BREAKING “@DRUDGE_REPORT: Girl transfers to new school... http://t.co/JFJeMzn5”

But not water. RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: FLASH: TSA Will Permit Knives on Planes... http://t.co/nYHWX7w8WC

Dog http://t.co/uP9PDIIA3Y

Every song is better with goats http://t.co/qtwmwVTfXk

Fuck all of you. I'm at the top of YouTube.

Fuck it @barackobama. Next time. http://t.co/Pbcw4U8C

Fun fact: "Maduro" means ripe in Spanish.

I bet Mitt Romney is planning to buy a factory just so he can close it down and get unemployment back over 8%Or he can fire Jim Lehrer.

I'm a little disappointed Benedict didn't opt for the antipope title.

I'm accidentally sitting through a Kiss concert tonight.

Imagine anyone other than a white man getting this far on so little. https://t.co/Tyu0nnfEBC

It would be hilarious if Bradley Manning shared a Nobel Peace Prize with the head of the gov't that has imprisoned him.

It would be strange if we had a larger population RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: Asia has more billionaires than N. America... http://t.co/lU6421m2zJ

It's one small step for man. One giant leap for energy drink marketing.

It’s called “The Max”. Kind of like a prison. https://t.co/3idBrIGV1h

Me https://t.co/KKdnGexlMO

Omg yes white people who moved to NYC as adults... tell me about bodegas. https://t.co/ow2Oe1QOen

One day I hope to have enough money to waste on this awesome watch. http://t.co/dyPA9U4Xai

Papa Roach's playing in Moscow tonight y'all.