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What? Text formatting no longer works on @google #hangout chats?

BEAT PRINCETON

Today at work, I ate an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don't even feel bad about it. #fat

Just your casual Taylor Swift/Demi Lovato mashup. You're welcome. https://t.co/IWQgfsYzNH

Shout out to @CornellTFXC for cracking the Top 25, ranked 19th in the country. Tear it up at #heps2013

The crash is imminent. #nosleep #caffeine

New @vineapp annoyance: when people record moving objects in stop-motion.

The Knocks - Modern Hearts ft. St. Lucia by @theknocks via #soundcloud https://t.co/y6Q86czpCn

Pup https://t.co/1Sy5dBG9qL

Lions, David Akers agree to terms http://t.co/ZLHmNHLXaU via @zite

Hey @Uber_DET, I want to win 2 tix to Opening Day + rock a Free Uber to opening day! #UberTigersOpener http://t.co/zQt2fnbpny

Sketchy Russian hangover cure. Do Russians even get hungover or are they just perpetually drunk? http://t.co/dtx8EivMRR

Because it's April Fool's Day, nobody is believing anything I say.

Hail to the victors!

Cash for gold guy slacking. http://t.co/xjWyHNPK04

Airport life. http://t.co/71tObZvH1o

Easily the most embarrassing ~1.5 mi run since the freshman year mile test. #washedup

So pumped that @Uber is finally in Detroit! @Uber_DET

I love that @knealech is on twitter now and following @jtimberlake.

The suite life. @ Pistons VIP Club http://t.co/wS8qdnkNHc

Laptop surgery complete thanks to @iFixit and @macsales. SSD goodness FTW. http://t.co/MSyCZ2wCMS

"LUV2NAP" is not what you want to see on someone's license plate.

Blowing off some steam. http://t.co/c89RauOyYr

Gonna be glued to @HepsTrack to follow @CornellTFXC at #HEPS2013. Boomagiga.