thedoctor1971

For my encore, I got called into work on my day off. They're giving me tomorrow off instead. This of course shorts tomorrow's shift...

I said "Eww, mop slime" earlier and thanks to @scalzi I immediately thought, that's the name of my next band.

It occurs to me I have no idea how to pronounce @Stana_Katic's name.

Why does Oreo keep messing with what works? Berry blast ice cream flavored Oreo? Not everything goes well with chocolate.

The acoustics in the bathroom at work are amazing.

Just heard out of context "I didn't know how long it was, I just took it all."

I wish the wifi at work was public or I at least had the password since @sprint seems to be having issues around here for the moment.