thedoctor1971

Tornado jolts southern Mississippi http://t.co/HTGWKXxE #cnn

Blah, time to get ready for work.

Nice thunder happening outside. Grumbly.

Have now Googled to see what horse meat tastes like. Apparently like beef only a bit sweeter.

Well, shit. Somehow I ended up with a 15 foot USB extension cable. Swear I ordered HDMI. *looks at website*

My cat just sliced open a zip lock bag like she has scissors for paws. O_o

By virtue of having the loudest speakers I'm forcing everyone at work to listen to Safety Dance.

Nearly every time I enter my room carrying a can of diet coke I set it on the armoire and sit down at my desk forgetting it. -_-

I wish people would quit mentioning food. #hungry

Seriously...? http://t.co/mBLDJXrM

Got a package from @Jess_Haines today. She's the bestest!

The sound of one cat trotting around the room in her post poop lap is odd.

Just got home, ate, then sat down to do something but now I can't remember what.

*mumbles about @scalzi and files for a trademark on "next band"*

For some reason Amazon keeps trying to sell me on demand water heaters.

Word complete tried to make plum a plumber. Completely different sentence there.

Love this! RT @iammrvandy: Dick Van Dyke and the Vantastix sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang http://t.co/1kEcMKLl

I seem to have forgotten to charge my razor. Oops. Fortunately it charges quickly because I can't hide 2 days growth at work. #furry

Cat Farts is the name of my next band.

That's not to say I didn't enjoy it, it was great.

Well, and another gift package I wasn't expecting. *feels loved*

Using my furry black cat as a blanket. She's nice and warm. http://t.co/e4josRne

If I could find a local place that had the Parrot @ardrone in stock I'd probably go buy it. #impulseshopper

First thing my sister says on arriving is "there's a tarantula in the front seat, will you get it for me?"

Looks like my sister is almost here. Volunteers to unload the truck would be nice... No? *sigh*