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Drinking a Zombie Dust by @3floyds at @theenglishpub — http://t.co/SQOrgips

Every time I change my bill, @CincyBell always messes it up! How hard can it be to get right?

Freaking @Gamercore stop spoiling it for me! #WalkingDead

Fuck back flows in gases and fuck NH3! That shit burns when it touches your hands #ouch

Gamercore 101: Finding his buttons. @c0z @Gamercore

Getting my @GoRomaNet fix since I'm in Chicago!! Going with the always delicious meat sauce and spaghetti.

Going to hit up @GoRomaNet tomorrow night for dinner. I dont care the closest one is 30 minutes away, I am going! I need to feed the craving

Great beer. Strong but good — Drinking a Fat Happy Monk by Rivertown Brewing Company — http://t.co/R6C1CFZi5q #photo

Haters gonna hate!! “@dfledderjohn All my friends are playing megapolis. And I don't care.”

Hey @hertz why confirm my reservation and then sell out on all your cars! Now I am stranded in Houston and late to a job. Thanks #not

Hey Bama, don't worry about Manti Te'o, he couldn't even beat a freshman for the Heisman trophy #Bama #RollTide 

Hillbilly fire with 2x4s and drinking beers. #life http://t.co/9amEYxlJW3

Hmm should I have Earl Grey presented by Wolfgang Puck tea or Chamomile tea also by Mr Puck?

Holy crap! Bill Gates is doing an AMA http://t.co/BXOA22QG

How was this account created so quickly! RT @horsebayonette: I can run fast and stab things. Put me in, coach!

I get all the way to work and I realize I forgot to put a polo on over my undershirt. So now I am sitting here looking like a dumb ass

I hate when this happens! RT @shen_ye: So I ordered an acer chromebook when I was drunk...

I have an #ingress invite for anyone who wants it

I just earned the 'Untappd Groupie' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/ce5YmI3U

I just entered to #win an ASUS RT-AC66U from @ASUSUSA Follow and Enter Now http://t.co/udhhLCNLel

I knew it was an inside job! http://t.co/E4xAsl7Gfw @deathstarPR #StartWars

Ill just leave this here...http://t.co/HNkBkeJc

Imma take it grandpa style! @t_rex_and_me RT @dfledderjohn: I need to invest in more grandpa sweaters #cozy

just finished a runtastic run in 21m 22s with #runtastic PRO Android App: http://t.co/Zx6E1G70

just finished a runtastic run of 1.23 mi in 13m 40s with #runtastic PRO Android App: http://t.co/Pt0ASv24