mattfast1

My current WhatPulse stats: 54,447,033 keys & 17,820,237 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 817th.… https://t.co/DNJJLbNNaO

My current WhatPulse stats: 54,447,033 keys & 17,820,237 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 816th.… https://t.co/NuU10qOsg2

My current WhatPulse stats: 54,446,721 keys & 17,819,935 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 812th.… https://t.co/VOEYNTfzo9

My current WhatPulse stats: 54,356,017 keys & 17,786,913 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 812th.… https://t.co/0wTl1JfWDW

My current WhatPulse stats: 54,065,635 keys & 17,741,116 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 819th.… https://t.co/AEH5BoCrJa

My current WhatPulse stats: 53,831,283 keys & 17,682,641 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 826th.… https://t.co/TW5RfriFGo

My current WhatPulse stats: 53,556,422 keys & 17,615,834 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 836th.… https://t.co/WnOapgSF4V

My current WhatPulse stats: 53,400,673 keys & 17,568,261 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 837th.… https://t.co/r0memU0g8y

My current WhatPulse stats: 53,085,345 keys & 17,520,078 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 849th.… https://t.co/ihtkIcR5Vi

My current WhatPulse stats: 52,650,400 keys & 17,450,157 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 866th.… https://t.co/JSU4p0CLxL

My current WhatPulse stats: 52,462,618 keys & 17,388,677 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 869th.… https://t.co/DaEvo5w8f4

My current WhatPulse stats: 52,249,261 keys & 17,328,699 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 876th.… https://t.co/1QRzyvrtiB

My current WhatPulse stats: 52,038,149 keys & 17,266,385 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 881st.… https://t.co/yRhGfmp1PK

My current WhatPulse stats: 51,629,853 keys & 17,186,328 clicks since 2005-12-15. I'm currently ranked 900th.… https://t.co/2B4oCQSExs

Excited to be the 28,168th ? on @BackerKit for Unstable Unicorns. Thanks @UnstbleUnicrns https://t.co/hHIkFrb7jU

So what's your excuse for the Irma/Maria damage in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands? You realize those are Americ… https://t.co/Jm95SEVluN

Number 1 tip: ASSUME YOUR DATA WAS STOLEN. https://t.co/GCS31MEomU

Excited to be the 3,348th backer on @BackerKit for Bears vs Babies - A Card Game | Thx @gameofbabies! https://t.co/78BaRdFXQj

RT @teslascience: Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!

It is surprisingly difficult to find a good IRC twitterbot that works with the current Twitter API. At least @sixohsix has one that works...

Always nice to get on Facebook and see just how much work is going to suck. Unless the worst of the day goes to bed in the next hour or so.

It's finally time to start my days off. I feel like it's been a very unproductive week filled with anger. Which, it has.

Are you running Windows XP? Do you use the intertubez? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR COMPUTER IS ALREADY INCREDIBLY... http://t.co/ZEjF37QMu2

RT @agent884: Things your boss hates to hear: http://t.co/ZHcWDSkzpr

Tip to avoid gov't shutdowns in the future: Move presidential and congressional salaries from mandatory to discretional spending.