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How many times did Luke rub one out thinking about Leia???? @starwars #AstroGlideTheLubeNotTheSpeeder

#shawshanked Apocalypse Now Redux #saigonshitimstillonlyinsaigon

.@IMDb 447lbs...all I read was George RR Martin and weigh-in

Roberto Abramowitcz - MexiJew?

I hate people that buy vinyl.

Over/under on how many gay couples approach @pickhalfrican at the bar with "we wanna double stuff this Oreo!!!" 2.5? #truestory

I missed this: http://t.co/Dg2rncd79X

RT @QuadCityPat: The shootings at Ft. Hood and The Navy Yard illustrate the flawed NRA meme that more guns=safety. In a mass shooting even …

Aldon Smith - when keeping it real goes wrong #ChappelleShow

RT @RealFansProgram: I'm just going to point out that Cutler's on pace for a 4200 yard, 40 TD, 24 INT season, just cuz I want to. -Fels

My fav part of Jack Trice Stadium - quiet, dejected "Clown" fans #HelloDarknessMyOldFriend

Verne Lundquist balls deep in your mom #worstdreamwinner

#initialsofsomeonespecial DDF - Daryl Dwayne Foor

RT @AnthraxJones: My favorite part of arguing with Penn State fans is the fact that they always take the position of the person defending c…

RT @Jason1Goff: Ndamakong Suh is the kind of guy that would quit in Madden and ask you to leave his house. You remember those kids.

My favorite part of Zero Dark Thirty is when they kill Bin Laden #spoiler

"@dan_bernstein: Only @GottliebShow could have written this. He didn't have to, but I'm glad he did. http://t.co/mXEqk02Cnb" @DugFresh80

"@JeffPassan: Breaking: Sammy Sosa guest starring on True Blood this week. http://t.co/JoMZWL9Lys" @pickhalfrican doppelganger

The over/under on games before McCoy and Vick are both dead should be 5.5. #ConcussionsGalore

Peanut crampin'

Avicii sounds like Tracy Chapman if Tracy Chapman didn't have a monster cock and balls.

22 J.Smith. Keeping it real

but in all likelihood it's probably No Vale La Pena #mariachi

The greatest youtube compilation http://t.co/FXoIUPVJDe #MaybeTheyServeSeafood ??

Aubrey Plaza is a female version of Dan Fogler #supershitty