mynameisjohan

the simpsons predicted the trump tax cuts https://t.co/h4qOhA94gg

RT @SortaBad: straight up this is how a raccoon eats garbage https://t.co/yEAZPWRrPB

RT @BuzzFeedNews: Mario Batali apologized to his fans for sexual harassment — then suggested a recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls https:…

RT @StaciaRR: I was once on a elevator alone with @realDonaldTrump (& a man w/him) at Madison Square Gardens. He was aggressive & told me I…

RT @sppeoples: A good old fashioned, "Lock Her Up!" chant breaks out at Trump's Pensacola rally. Note: Four Trump campaign staffers are now…

RT @SimpnMild: tell that to ur employees when they’re scooping my chicken https://t.co/mRsXtEBSyw

RT @nxthompson: If the pee tape is real, this is the greatest Trump subtweet of all time. https://t.co/8P5alY3k1k

@_TylerBoudreaux HAHAHA aka every meal of our lives

RT @dracomallfoys: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ are courteous to retail workers pulling 12+ hrs s…

?????? #respect https://t.co/hUojK2Q43n

RT @TheSoundLA: https://t.co/aDF5QjjvSD

RT @itsnotapril: Nothing but respect for MY president https://t.co/4mThOH6gU2

RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Hello Muddah, hello Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada." "MARGE. IS LISA AT CAMP GRANADA?!" https://t.co/ywe3bEytEw

RT @anthonyvaladez: Proof that when we come together we can do anything! https://t.co/Y0tYFKCPtO

WHY ISN'T KERSHAW IN THE GAME?!?!?!?!?!

RT @TheOnion: Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://t.co/PkJ10jGkMM https://t.co/QRZNd4I4f4

RT @_TylerBoudreaux: damn just hit the really sad part of the Chex mix bag where it's only pretzels left ?

Wow I think that @arcadefire show may have been the best concert I’ve been to in my life. THATS A STATEMENT

me: I’m not buying anymore concert tickets... *sees @jamesblake is doing a show in LA* me to friend: yooooooo we’re going to this

RT @lorde: ???❤️ https://t.co/TlmyIMBcmV

RT @abc7marc: This is Santiago Canyon Rd moments ago. #CanyonFire2 https://t.co/i1NbvM4GfI

RT @JoeMande: ty dolla sign didn’t notice he was sitting in front of me at the chance concert tonight. real missed opportunity for him to m…

RT @grizzlybear: You truly don't really NEED that gun.

I entered to win tickets to @FooFighters' @CalJamFest via @consequence! https://t.co/D6T6iiAYTk

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Fuck you, Mr. President.