BaitInc

You better get yours, cuz I'ma gonna get mine.

MUSE playing in the background. I've trained you well!

It's only 7 and my girl is already dancing on the table.

You will always be the only one. #BAIT

Just reamed my doc for more oxy and flexeril.

You'd think the artist would fix this lady's gap when he rendered this family photo lol...

I'm at Flowertown Chiropractic (Summerville, South Carolina) http://t.co/GUUcPRHgw8

Well, alright now! Terminations have gone into overdrive in this camp.

Carnival CL does it again. #fail http://t.co/pZZz4fSZ2C

I'm at Flowertown Chiropractic (Summerville, South Carolina) http://t.co/OZO0pJn9AQ

And this is why I act like that.

I just got to work and I already want to drink enough alcohol to kill a mammoth.

"I'm just acting weird because there's alcohol in my system." #feelinggood

$450 to fly 318 miles lol...Thanks for the BS, but I'll pay $160.

Your one sexy bit. #44north #huckleberry #nochaser http://t.co/lbjDa1ZvFL

Laugh now, cry later.

Damn! That call...#whatwhatwhat

My immune system is in a weakened nd contagious state right about now after going hardcore the last 2 weekends.

RESTART the weekend. http://t.co/XEYu4zoAaP

Pure debauchery last night.

I love Orange County girls. #respect

Mo' Australian friends.

Now, it all started w my father.

Keep calm and drink on.

I'm at Johnny Utah's (New York, NY) w/ 3 others http://t.co/TSIRBAQR6u