ChicagoMafia

What the hell, Marcus Cooper, Sr.? You had ONE job!!! #MarcusCooperSr #BearsFail #CooperComeupFail #Bears

Thanks @TGBrews and the crew for the smoothest fastest HUGE beer release I've EVER been to! Waited only a total of 3 minutes in lines! Wow!

Wow, you are seeing a rare Go #Packers Go chant from me. Let's do this Green Bay!!

#Bears Charles Peanut Tillman makes stripping a legitimate job. LOL

Reminiscing about the past can lead to your undoing. Only I would get that in a fortune cookie.

"My dad says you can never get enough pussy", said the 12 year old boy playing Black Ops 2 online. http://t.co/5eEjDC2 #GetGlue #CallOfDuty

What kind of trouble can I get into tonight? What we on?

Women are the Devil. With their Devil magic vajayjays.

My computer + Windows 8 + SSD = Awesomely fast. #NerdShit

Ha, Mazzy Star song plays in the background when Rico & jerkface fight just after Buenos Aires gets rocked in Starship Troopers.

I slept almost 12 hours last night. Am I'm still sleepy!

So nice out. But supposedly its going to get 20 degrees colder in a few hours?

I have a HP printer that I want to launch out of a window right now. Nothing but problems it has been for me.

I unlocked the Night Owl sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/WnT4FMF

Death ride home.

Go Bears Go! Go Bears Go! Hey Chicago whatta say, the Bears are gonna win today!!!

It's myself night. I fucking deserve it.

I unlocked the Sunday Night Football: Steelers at Bengals sticker on #GetGlue! @SNFonNBC http://t.co/cXGyV2p

I just got a $2 credit from @amazon_studios for movies + TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://t.co/OKSmd5O to get yours #studios2u

Anticipation denotes intelligence.

I just had an WHOA moment.

I unlocked the The Walking Dead Season ... http://t.co/JV3Cx0B

Only the lonely...

Finally some Sprint LTE up in Niles!

I unlocked the MSNBC: Vice Presidential Debate sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/MfQc5gp