MarkyD311

My little dude loves homework. I will cherish this while it lasts. http://t.co/bVsCwIS

Apparently, Bagheera thought I didn't have enough weight on these pushups. Thanks buddy. https://t.co/FoG4okHUS1

Think I can salvage this satellite dish? http://t.co/w2bgM6U

Just surveyed the damage. Lots of tornado damage all around our neighborhood, yet our house is unscathed. Fortunate.

Oh, storm cell with baseball sized hail heading right for me. Fun.

No work for 10 days. #Boom

Very weird fortune. http://t.co/k6EQkcg

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

Happy birthday from outer space, @NickHexum

Just ordered a Vocal effects processor for live stuff. Can't wait to play with it.

BIG HUGE CONGRATS TO@emilyloves311!

One of my fave father/son activities: swim lessons and lunch at Whole Foods. http://t.co/pCRovZR

Um. I was just outside, and a kid who was probably 10 rode by on his bike and said "yo dawg, where tha white wimmenz at?" He was also white.

Hey everyone, I'm pregnant!

Transistor-era Korg D8>Alesis USB interface/mixer>Logic Express. Gangster. http://t.co/otOE2bF

WTF, elementary school marquee? http://t.co/z9GNU4m

Looks like I'll be in Irvine, not Anaheim. Staying right off the 405 close to John Wayne Airport. Looking forward to a break from OK!

Looks like @311 at Red Rocks is happening. #FirstTime #DoNotBeGentle

Not a tightrope walk but dance.

Looks like my trip to San Francisco may get changed to Anaheim. Less awesome, but it beats Oklahoma.

Well, red rocks is looking like a possibility.

My first emopic from Instagram for Android http://t.co/k1pa5r6

Well, dang it. Split cv boot was not expected. http://t.co/GkdTXHB

Memphis is showing my @okcthunder how to do it this evening. Nasty burn with Mayo sinking that 3 and doing Westbrook's "3 holsters" gesture

my backyard tarantula is back!! I'm just bummed I don't have a garden at home this year for her to guard from bad bugs.