thedoctor1971

I think I've corrupted enough people now. My 74 year old mother pulled a "that's what she said" joke today. -_-

Having googled "kissing bugs" I am thoroughly horrified. The name is because they usually bite people near their mouth while sleeping.

Red Bull and Snickers for dinner. Mmm.

It seems the only liquid sugar I have left is chocolate mint and cinnamon. Not sure why I have cinnamon.

Mental note : do not yawn with a cat 3 inches from your face. *spits fur*

Well said. RT @BurningBunnies: Radio Interview link and my non partisan thoughts on tomorrow's election. http://t.co/1fuVZXRt

Either @Darynda is going to have to write faster or I'm moving into her head. Finished Death and the Girl Next Door as well as Fourth Grave.

My subconscious keeps changing the lyrics to Birdhouse in Your Soul. Funniest version yet, 'blue canary in the alley by the White House'

My best friend broke up with her girlfriend and texted me after no contact for a year. Still good to hear from her.

Kind of wish I had a solid white short hair cat to compliment my black cat. Nice symmetry.

I don't feel like I got an extra hours sleep.

I feel like I just started reading @Darynda's Death and the Girl Next Door and I'm done. Ahhh, what happens next?!

By the time I got to work I looked like a puffer fish.

Someone needs to come hand out candy to all the little munchkins that show up for Halloween.

Most parents bring home groceries etc. Mine brings home a flu shot. At least she didn't stab me with it this year. #practicemakesperfect

My cats are arguing over who gets to lay on my chest. This involves slapping one another in the head randomly until one of them gives up.

It is OMG early. Wtf is that, daylight? Argh!

As many times as I've heard it, it wasn't until yesterday that I realized Birdhouse in Your Soul was a song about a night light.

Not sure what to think about this new TMNT that Nickelodeon is doing.

Great Clips has a poster over each mirror of a guy with a waxed mustache for some "stare contest". I kept thinking of @maureenjohnson.

I just got my hair cut by a guy wearing corduroy pants. Do they even make those any more?

Sure and it's blacker than me ex wife's heart outside. Where's this full moon hiding?

Heh, that was weird. I just assumed the timezone on my PC was correct since the time was correct. Apparently my PC lives with @Jess_Haines

I'm occasionally shameless.

And it begins with the doorbell and the dogs barking. Joy.