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Also amusing is when you Google "c4" the first line is "shop for C4 on Google". Google sells plastic explosive?

For amusement I shall now sing the entirety of Poor Unfortunate Souls from The Little Mermaid.

Fistandantilus Reborn, by Douglas Niles Book 2 in the Lost Gods is also the 2nd novel in the Dragonlance Lost Legends series.

Did anyone else know that Pee-wee Herman is on Twitter? Isn't he like 60 by now? http://t.co/bV8P8QIl

Randomly clicked on a youtube vid and discovered a new song I like. http://t.co/U5Wltrf0

Just finished @rachelcaine's Two Weeks Notice. Love the premise. Pretty intense at times. Can't wait til #3.

It's almost 5am and have got that old Witch Doctor song stuck in my head. Wtf subconscious?

I need a second job to support my book habit. I probably read 3 or 4 a week.

Hmm. Vincent D'Onofrio plays a serial killer in a movie. Bet that's creepy.

This amused me today. Apparently he's been doing this for days. http://t.co/dTYaAV2t

-_- I have the song from Portal stuck in my head. Aperture Science. We do what we can because we must... *sings in robot voice*

wow..some of these are really dumb. Occasionally there's a mildly amusing one. I suspect they'd be funnier if I were drunk.

Almost time to get ready for work. Ok, its past time but I'm good at procrastinating.

I wish the wifi at work was public or I at least had the password since @sprint seems to be having issues around here for the moment.

My family crest has latin that translates to: Patience and perseverance with magnanimity. Kind of the opposite of "don't tread on me."

My family is obsessed with Draw Something.

I'm ok with video news stories like CNN uses but sometimes I'd like to just read the article. I can read a lot faster than you can talk.

My cat is apparently reading Great Expectations. She's on chapter 7. Woke up twice to find my tablet on and she'd opened Google books.

I've been extraordinarily unproductive since I bought Borderlands 2. -_-

For my encore, I got called into work on my day off. They're giving me tomorrow off instead. This of course shorts tomorrow's shift...

I said "Eww, mop slime" earlier and thanks to @scalzi I immediately thought, that's the name of my next band.

It occurs to me I have no idea how to pronounce @Stana_Katic's name.

Why does Oreo keep messing with what works? Berry blast ice cream flavored Oreo? Not everything goes well with chocolate.

The acoustics in the bathroom at work are amazing.

Just heard out of context "I didn't know how long it was, I just took it all."