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Its funny how @alydenisof still looks like a high school kid named Willow.

@whnt I was thinking of the old 1985 film "House", with William Katt.

My family crest has latin that translates to: Patience and perseverance with magnanimity. Kind of the opposite of "don't tread on me."

My family is obsessed with Draw Something.

I'm ok with video news stories like CNN uses but sometimes I'd like to just read the article. I can read a lot faster than you can talk.

My cat is apparently reading Great Expectations. She's on chapter 7. Woke up twice to find my tablet on and she'd opened Google books.

Huh, some gratuitous semi-nudity. This movie is way off the crazy charts. Best animated Resident Evil film yet.

Websters defines a nut as a foolish, crazy or eccentric person, or one of the two testicles in a male. What's the other testicle called?

I am perhaps over fond of ellipsis. They work well with my speech pattern. Also, I have COFFEE!!!

Damn, it's almost 3am and I still haven't eaten dinner. Guess it's breakfast now.

Coolest pic ever. Love her. RT @KseniaSolo: Having a blast at #VB3 http://t.co/psjiWeAh

Had to look up cat scratch fever thanks to @jayewells. Amazingly Ted Nugent wasn't the first response. Thanks Wikipedia.

Not sure what I think about Elementary. It was enjoyable and interesting. Not sure it'll catch on though.

I wish the wifi at work was public or I at least had the password since @sprint seems to be having issues around here for the moment.

Must own all the @GroovyBruce movies now. #newgoal

It's bright outside. The sun, it burns us precious. *hisses*

My breakfast Hot Pocket says 70% more sausage. 70% more than what?

Hmm there's an update for Nook on Android. Now includes a full dictionary for when Dean Koontz uses a word I don't know. Nice.

Apparently I wasn't logged in even though it said I was. NOW there's a reply button. #lame

I've been extraordinarily unproductive since I bought Borderlands 2. -_-

For my encore, I got called into work on my day off. They're giving me tomorrow off instead. This of course shorts tomorrow's shift...

I said "Eww, mop slime" earlier and thanks to @scalzi I immediately thought, that's the name of my next band.

It occurs to me I have no idea how to pronounce @Stana_Katic's name.

Why does Oreo keep messing with what works? Berry blast ice cream flavored Oreo? Not everything goes well with chocolate.

The acoustics in the bathroom at work are amazing.