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-_- I have the song from Portal stuck in my head. Aperture Science. We do what we can because we must... *sings in robot voice*

. @Jess_Haines I think this fortune was calling me fat. http://t.co/KKEo1Nvd

. @Jess_Haines I'm guessing you may have read this. James Marsters talks dildos and other things. http://t.co/Xo2xPXvJ

. @kierstenwhite my very literal mind wants to know what kind of seasoning makes a seasoned author. Salt, pepper? Rosemary or thyme?

. @TheScienceGuy on Stargate Atlantis is cracking me up.

.@ilona_andrews beware the wrath of a writer scorned?

.@Jess_Haines glad to hear that. I have yet to see it. Have to dragoon someone into going with me.

.@Jess_Haines I'm attempting to figure out how many vampire movies I own now. Its complicated because they don't all have the word vampire.

.@Kimindex I know, @audiogalaxy is my most used app. @Dropbox hasn't even acknowledged that they've bought it out yet as far as I know.

.@PaulBlackthorne made episode 2 of #arrow. He's going to be a scene stealer even though I keep expecting him to cast a spell.

'Veronica Mars' film's online fundraiser hits $2M goal | Fox News http://t.co/k7G2b3Atle via @fox411

"Have you ever been whore fishing?" #elementary

"If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that, I would invest in Starbucks." https://t.co/AfymMaQIyO

"let tea set for a few hours or better yet, overnight"... but I'm thirsty now. This obviously required foresight.

@anniebellet I love the Peter Hollens and Lindsey Stirling version too.

@bdunkelman @GavinFree if I were lucky enough to have Barb as a girlfriend, I'd definitely make this my phone wallp… https://t.co/wR8DkElXZc

@cbgirl19 I've only watched the first couple of episodes but I'm not surprised you liked it. It's pretty wild.

@cbgirl19 uh... I didn't realize that was a thing. I have a nice 7"...scar near mine from surgery. :/

@chloeneill I played violin and viola when I was in grade and middle school. Not nearly as easy as people might think.

@ChuckWendig discovered you via another author. I've read Miriam Black and Aftermath so far. So many books out there and so little time.

@DeathWishCoffee gah, wish I could have coffee! Been up since yesterday. No food or drink after 10pm last night. Surgery this morning. ?

@DelilahSDawson I feel you. I've been so tired after work that I couldn't figure out how to turn my car on. Press t… https://t.co/bLMfKFudXV

@DelilahSDawson most of the "for dummies" books are great but I can't think of anything like you requested.

@DelilahSDawson sometimes you have to read between the lines. The mattress topper I got is pretty good. Keeps sliding down the bed though.

@FTBradleyAuthor my cats would keep taking the sheets of paper and walking off. I can't leave anything on the table… https://t.co/5zieIGuNJs