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Overslept and I'm supposed to be at a technical conference in Pittsburgh in 10 minutes, obviously that's not happening

I'm at AMC Southcenter 16 - @amctheatres (Tukwila, WA) http://t.co/s8f0RWh9Gc

If this is true, can someone explain to me why Apple dropped PowerPC? http://t.co/b7exl7xO

This documentary might inspire me to grow back the hi-top fade

Just b\c John Stockton wanted to wear the Daisy Dukes, did the rest of the team have to? #DreamTeam

I would be OK with the movie studios 28-day rental delay if they didn't put unskippable trailers on blu-rays I actually buy

Will someone play some defense. This looks like an AND1 Mixtape. #Heat

The Silent Majority: Why Visual Basic 6 Still Thrives http://t.co/xhk8IbYv

That's kind of disturbing http://t.co/xVlBIjdt

Ohio State Sen. Tom Patton works to shut down Linndale speed trap http://t.co/pmo42eSC

So I got a ticket on May 30th and the cop never turned the ticket in... I guess it doesn't count

Why does it take 10 business days to unsubscribe me from an email mailing list?

Only hardcore Sci-fi movie nerds would get that last reference

I'm hoping 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' will be better than 'Cowboys &Aliens' http://t.co/p3YLAE8s

I gotta download this 'Cashin Out' remix

If LeBron shows up in the third, he might go for 60 tonight

Hell must have frozen over - "Microsoft To Run Linux On Azure" - http://t.co/PrS7gXr3

Once again @Chilis disappoints. What's the point of online ordering if they don't even start making the order until I get there?

If you want to know if your LinkedIn password was leaked go here - http://t.co/clqgvpLu

The Wire: The Musical with Michael Kenneth Williams - http://t.co/U8ZsPhUN

I got excited when my Tivo said it was recording 'Yo! MTV Raps', turns out its only a documentary. No matter I'll still do the #EdLoverDance

The voice commands in Madden might make me actually buy the game this year http://t.co/usHB8bwY

I think I'm going to have to start following @CGULGAS advice on dating women under 25

Looks like no Galaxy S III for me, picking up my new Evo today

Ordering a gold dookie chain, Members Only Jacket and leather beanie (like Eddie Murphy in Golden Child) #TheBlackHipsterThingToDo