BrosephRoth

There's so many snows out here.

When you break up "it's hard to make smiley-face" #HRIRrevelations

"Can't blame a brother for trying!" -whitest Vikings commentator ever

Petition to ban the phrase "you sure did your homework" from all future screenplays starts here

Was just offered the internship of my dreams. Casual.

Never did get ahold of that Marie...

Phone just auto-capitalized Darth Vader. Life is complete.

Damn good day for soccer.

Looks like I chose the right Midwestern state to live in, despite its own crazy politics.

According to sites w/ suggestions for fathers day gifts every dad is both alcoholic & a golfer and sometimes they like both at the same time

Ah campus is so peaceful during summer

Westbrook just begging for a concussion

Probably the last time I eat at a buffet in a while eh @c8wags ?

The only thing worse than being a Lakers fan right now is being a Seattle SuperSonics fan.

Very brave people in Oklahoma City wearing Artest jerseys.

How does the final for a 12:45 class get scheduled for 8am?