Pfft, you call that your dream? How is your dream to be taken seriously by the S4GRU faithful when you didn't even bother to mention a data cap, which any seasoned veteran reader here well knows is one of the most fundamental dreams you have. It's...it's like you turned your back on your very soul AJ!
Have no fear however, I took the liberty to fix it for you. May your soul be at peace brother.