EggotheKilljoy

#LiesGirlsTellForAttention "I'm way too fat." when they're not fat at all.

#ReplaceBandNamesWithPancake My Pancake Romance. Now let's get that trending!!!

#TextsThatGetYouScared "BOO!"

Death is a promise, and your life is a fucking lie.

Google I/O conference starts today. Can't wait to see what Jelly Bean has to offer. And the Nexus 7 tablet.

Great. Now she thinks I hate her. Which I don't. And I couldn't unless she did something unforgivable. Which she hasn't.

Happy Birthday Viva La Vida! Congratulations to @coldplay for an album that is still widely celebrated after three long years from its debut

HAPPY PI DAY EVERYONE!!!

I got sent to Planet Snoopy Saturn today. I actually made a couple new friends, and learned that Snoopy is better than Krazy Kars.

I rooted today. I'll probably flash CM7 soon. And once ICS Source is released, I'll flash AOKP. Cause it has unicorns. And more features.

I think she's mad at me.

I'm off today, and I might go to Worlds of Fun. If anyone wants to join me, message me or text me and let me know.

ICS roms seem to take an unusually long time to boot on the first boot. So far I've tried Paranoid Android, AOKP, and CM9.

It came! http://t.co/3YmTCSJf

It's 4am. I've listened to Octane and Alt Nation since 3 hoping it would help me fall asleep. But no. I'm still fucking awake.

IT'S FUCKING NICE IN KANSAS CITY, MO http://t.co/iGUGLZjB #THEFINGWEATHER I love this site. It's hilarious.

My @VansWarpedTour tickets should come in tomorrow! @fucking_killjoy yours should come too. Check your email. http://t.co/YNYA4Ksk

My attempt at drawing the album art from Green Day's American Idiot album. http://t.co/5zJ7eIsi

She's mad at me. I can tell. And I think she's to the point where she wants away from me. That's what it sounds like. I hope I'm wrong.

So iOS 5.1 only has a tethered jailbreak at the moment. I'll wait to update til it's an untethered jailbreak.

Sometimes when texts say they fail to send, they send anyways. Why could my text last night have been that way? I needed it to send. Badly.

This laptop keeps telling me that Windows cannot create a passcode for my computer account. The fuck?

Wow, I might actually consider a Window Phone 8 device as my next phone if the Note 2 doesn't come to Sprint or it disappoints me.