jackieinertia

@Michael_Levin Quit your job

@MLB Stick to baseball not politics

@oh_sohilarious Still? 50 wins isn’t enough to validate Brett with real players?

@TheGoodPhight Hi I’m in Illinois please mail me a hoagie

@TheGoodPhight Then don’t bring up Pete either

@Suntimes @bylaurenfitz That bike path sure is neat tho

@MaxOnTwitter Just imagine if Dario ever comes over

@vgoodwill Does Ben Simmons not count as a rookie for this purpose?

@BarstoolBigCat hey can you check on @JOEL9ONE for me

@jordanbreen Actually if you listened it’s impossible to bite a titty if you have a mouth guard in. Inside job and… https://t.co/qfH85dDsAS

@MarinoV1 Not bunnies but I’d take a rabbid

@KrangTNelson Hey remember when you spelled it wrong

@ByYourLogic Thoughts and prayers

@ByYourLogic first time long time, all candidates for governor in IL appear to be shitty, tell me who to pick pls

@numberFire @KingJames @FanDuel Embiid is gonna score a million points on Felicio